After much searching through my hard drives, backups and various cd’s/dvd’s I finally found a copy of a script I wrote ages ago as a joke for the aviation enthusiasts I hung around with…
“The Lazy Journalists Plane Story Generator!”
I’ts been missing for some time now but watching may access logs I’d noticed it was getting heaps of hits…
So enjoy some fun and give it a go.
I’m supposed to be commenting, but I’m too busy laughing. I chose the brown underwear.
The script must have been written ages ago, because I think the lazy journalist might get caught if he submits an article about an Ansett flight. 🙂
Hehe yes, I wrote that a looong time ago.. not sure exactly how long – possibly around 2000-2001…
I’m still surprised by how many hits it gets and how many different aviation sites link to it…
One day I may update it…
That’s excellent Radan, thanks for sharing. Like Lani, I am too busy laughing to type any more of a comment 🙂
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant! Is it true that you’re currently working on a “Lazy Journalists Subprime Mortgage Meltdown” Story Generator?
Inspired! I loved the ‘Bizarre plane behaviour’ list!
The story generator is wonderful !! …please add “Dropped from the sky like an anvil”, “Dropped from the sky like a hawk after a rat”,and (later) “Otherwise, the flight was un-eventful”
Appreciate you post. My buddy advice to visit you. Intresting. Added in favourites! Want to read your blog more and more!
I get hours of fun from this tool – it’s bloody brilliant. I love fitting 943 pax into a Piper Cub!!!!